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Alice. You're a woman, right?
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Uh-oh.
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So, I am in the market for a prom date.
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Prom. Wow, look at you!
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Anyway, when you went to prom,
what did your Prince Charming
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say to sweep you off your feet?
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I need the exact string of words.
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I actually didn't go to prom.
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Oh, 'cause, like,
prom hadn't been invented yet?
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No.
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Prom just wasn't my thing.
But tons of guys asked me.
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Oh, great. Give me the best of the best.
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This one cute guy
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said, "You are the single
most beautiful rose
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in the desert wasteland
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that is European History
since 1500, milady.
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Will you go to prom with me?"
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Okay, I just recorded everything
you said with voice-to-text,
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I'm deleting that
boring history stuff, and send.
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Send?
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No send, Andy.
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You can't send it in a text,
you have to ask in person.
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Oh, no, that would take way too long.
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Look, I just sent this to 37
different girls in my school.
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You know. Gonna cast a wide net.
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- [Cellphone vibrates]
- Looks like we have... our first no.
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Well, it's a numbers game.
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I'm not worried.
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- [Cellphone vibrating]
- "No." "No."
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- "Unsubscribe"?
- Mm.
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Well, at least they're replying to me
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in a timely fashion.
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And in all caps.
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- Andy...
- [Doorbell rings]
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Yay! Strangers at the door! I got it!
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- Is Dora home?
- Dora!
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Some dork is at the door!
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Oops, I forgot to use my inside voice.
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Gabe?
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Oh, crap.
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Three, four.
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Hold on, little girl
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Show me what he's done to you
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Stand up, little girl
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A broken heart can't be that bad
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What the hell is happening?
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It's so adorable.
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Dora's being asked to the prom
by some dude named Gabe.
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So come on, baby, come on over
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Let me be the one to show you
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I'm the one who wants to go
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To prom with you
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- Oh.
- [Chuckles]
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Poor, stupid Gabe.
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I know you feel it, too
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Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Uh, I don't feel it, too.
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Prom's not really my thing.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is...
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Dora: Anytime!
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Sorry.
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She said no.
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Mary: This is Alice.
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When she was a kid, she dreamed
up me to be her bff.
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Now my girl has finally fallen in love,
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but she's in way over her head,
so I'm back to help.
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I've got this all figured out.
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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
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Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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I cannot believe Dora said no
to that adorable prom proposal.
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The old wound is reopened now.
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I should've gone to prom.
It's my biggest regret.
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That's your biggest regret?
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I've seen you eat a hot dog
you dropped in the subway.
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I've seen you punch a bird.
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I didn't punch the bird,
the bird flew at my face
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and I gently shooed it to the ground.
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This is gently shooing.
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This... Ah!... is a bird slap.
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But whatever. You should talk to Dora.
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I'm gonna go talk to Dora.
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So no one asked you to prom
because you punched a bird?
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No, people thought I punched
the bird, but that's not...
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my main point.
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[Sighs]
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I always got asked to prom,
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and I always said no,
and then in my senior year,
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when I actually wanted to go,
no one asked.
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Okay.
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Maybe prom was cool back in
your day when it was invented...
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How old do you guys think I am?
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Point is, prom is lame.
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All the dressing up, the popular music,
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the outdated gender norms.
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Prom's never, like, like, cool.
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Like in the movie "Carrie."
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Every now and then,
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pop music and outdated gender norms
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can be fun, Dora.
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I don't know.
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Plus, I thought Gabe's
prom-posal was pretty brave.
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Yeah, it does take
a certain amount of courage
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to look like an idiot.
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There is something
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kind of, like, mysterious
about trombonists.
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Sure.
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[Chuckles]
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- Is Dora here?
- Oh, bro.
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Bro, bro, bro.
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Dad, I got this.
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Three, four.
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Will you go to prom
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With Gabe Bernstein?
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-
He is quite respectful
- It's happening again?
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-
For a teen
- All right, guys.
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Please. I'm saying yes.
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Don't make me change my mind.
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- Yes!
- [Gasps]
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Thanks, Dora. I'm so excited.
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You sure are.
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Bye.
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Yes!
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Whoa, whoa. What was that?
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I thought prom wasn't your thing.
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It's not, but Alice
kind of freaked me out,
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and I don't want to end up like her.
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That is so insulting
and you took my advice!
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- [Grunts]
- Can we do prom pictures here?
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Ben, can we do prom pictures here?
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No. I-I'm sorry, okay?
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It's just that...
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Dora can't go.
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- What?
- What?
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Look, you're Andy's little sister.
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You can't go to prom before him.
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It'll send him off the deep end.
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Oh.
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That's why we have the Andy Rule...
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You can't achieve milestones before him.
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It's not worth it.
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You could've said something
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before I told Gabe to ask me again.
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You were so insistent that prom
was for suck-ass douche lords
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that I didn't think I had to.
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So if Andy gets a date, then I can go?
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Absolutely.
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So it's not happening.
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Hopefully, Gabe will understand.
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Oh, poor kid.
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Poor kid? Poor me.
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You almost blew it!
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All your prom talk
almost got inside Dora's head.
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Wait, what are you saying?
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I'm saying I don't want
Dora to go to prom
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because she's my little baby Princess.
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So you're hiding
behind Andy's lack of game
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to keep Dora from taking part
in a rite of passage?
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No, it's not like that.
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Prom is just different for boys.
You get it.
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Yeah, I get it.
It's called a double standard.
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No, it's two single and equal standards
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that I choose to measure differently.
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Oh, God!
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Sorry, just mixing up my entrances.
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We're totally calling him out
on this double standard garbagio
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and getting Andy a date, right?
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Oh, hell, yeah.
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Slipping, slipping! Ah!
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Hey, champ.
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How's it going on the prom front?
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It's good.
I've still got tons of options.
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I'm down to four girls.
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- [Cellphone vibrates]
- Three girls.
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You didn't even look.
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Eh. Didn't have to.
There's been a theme.
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Okay.
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So, clearly mass-texting
your entire class
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was not the way to go.
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Well, I didn't text everybody.
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I can work with that.
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Gonna call out some lady names here.
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And they're all crossed out.
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Laura Wadler.
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Boom. How about her?
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- She starts fires.
- Okay.
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Denise Bagley.
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- She's super nice and cute.
- Uh-huh?
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But she's going with Jennifer Gomez.
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To elaborate, they're lovers.
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[Clicks tongue] Gotcha. [Gasps]
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Aww, Clara Chang.
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Wasn't she in Dora's play with you?
You guys are so cute together.
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Man, I... I can't ask her.
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I like her and stuff.
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Wait. You actually like her?
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Well, it's more like love. [Chuckles]
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Dude! Why didn't you just
ask her in the first place?
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A-Again, because I love her.
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I mean, what if she says no to me?
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That would actually hurt my feelings.
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Andy, you're just trying
to protect your little heart.
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Oh, actually,
the doctor says it's enlarged.
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But yeah.
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One no from Clara, that... that would...
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that would be worse than a thousand
nos from all these girls.
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Andy, you just got to take a chance.
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I mean, look at me and your dad.
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If he hadn't sacked up
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and asked me out,
we wouldn't be here now.
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You're right. You're totally
out of my dad's league.
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- I am.
- Okay. I'm gonna ask Clara.
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Okay.
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[Clears throat]
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- "Prom," question mark...
- No, no. Don't text her.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, I-I-I just sent it,
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and autocorrect changed it
from "prom" to "porn."
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What? Why did it do that?
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I don't know! I've never once
typed in that word before! Why would I?!
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Clearly, I've been hacked.
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I've been hacked by a gross, shameful,
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naturally curious person.
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Let's just move on.
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We will start by letting go of this.
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We are going to ask Clara the right way,
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with a big romantic display,
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just like all the kids are doing now.
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Okay. Yeah, I'm in.
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- Okay.
- What do I do?
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- Oh, God.
- _
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I'm about to ask out Clara.
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Is that right?
It feels weird in my mouth.
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Andy, relax.
This is the cutest prom-posal
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your school has ever seen.
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Yeah, okay. Here goes nothing.
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Uh, uh...
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[Gasps] Oh, no.
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Why'd you throw a rock?!
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There were no pebbles!
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What about the doorbell?
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How am I supposed to hit
the doorbell with a rock?!
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Alice, come on!
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[Gasps]
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, please, don't... stop!
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This can't be happening!
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If you were gonna do it,
at least finish your job!
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- Come back, please!
- _
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- Sir!
- Clara: Andy?
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What's happening?
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[Chuckles] It's a funny story.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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This is a disaster and I have
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math class first period.
What do I even say to her?
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Nothing, you ditch math... no.
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I'm an adult. I cannot suggest that.
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Oh, no, she's walking over.
262
00:08:38,131 --> 00:08:39,797
Drive, drive, drive, drive!
Why aren't you driving?!
263
00:08:39,883 --> 00:08:41,282
We can't run away.
You have to talk to her.
264
00:08:41,318 --> 00:08:43,034
Never.
265
00:08:43,119 --> 00:08:44,886
Oh, sweet Lord,
she's knocking on the window.
266
00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:46,588
- Andy?
- And she's saying my name.
267
00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:47,722
She knows it's me.
268
00:08:47,757 --> 00:08:49,023
I can hear you.
269
00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:50,658
I'm rolling the window down now.
270
00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:52,594
Don't you dare.
I will never forgive you.
271
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:55,213
Hey, Clara. What's shakin', bacon?
272
00:08:55,298 --> 00:08:56,931
Well, you texted me the word "porn,"
273
00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,733
then broke my window,
274
00:08:58,785 --> 00:09:00,652
and also wrote,
"Clara, do me," on the street.
275
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,020
Hmm. Well, someone's full of herself.
276
00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:04,756
So... are you asking me to prom or what?
277
00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:06,441
Uh, uh...
278
00:09:06,509 --> 00:09:08,743
Yes, he's asking you to prom.
279
00:09:08,795 --> 00:09:10,461
Cool. Uh, e-mail me the deets,
280
00:09:10,547 --> 00:09:12,480
and I'll hit you back with
the bill for my bedroom window.
281
00:09:12,566 --> 00:09:13,898
My parents are irate.
282
00:09:15,752 --> 00:09:18,820
[Both yelling]
283
00:09:18,855 --> 00:09:21,422
I just asked Clara to prom
using you as a proxy!
284
00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:22,757
I am the man!
285
00:09:22,809 --> 00:09:23,892
- You really are!
- Yeah!
286
00:09:23,944 --> 00:09:26,661
This is how we do! This is how we...
[Gasps]
287
00:09:26,746 --> 00:09:29,397
Thank you for your help with this.
288
00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,518
Son of a bitch.
289
00:09:34,721 --> 00:09:38,306
- Hi, Mr. Cooper. Is Dora...
- Dora home? I know.
290
00:09:38,358 --> 00:09:41,910
- Bro, why are you doing this?
- Oh.
291
00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:47,882
-
This is the last time...
- A third time? So exciting.
292
00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:49,817
I'm gonna ask
293
00:09:49,886 --> 00:09:51,869
Will you go to prom
294
00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:53,838
With Gabe at last?
295
00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:55,189
Gabe, at last
296
00:09:55,225 --> 00:09:57,191
It's just like a scene
297
00:09:57,277 --> 00:09:59,344
From a rom-com
298
00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:00,728
From a rom-com
299
00:10:00,764 --> 00:10:02,563
We'll go to Olive Garden
300
00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:05,750
And then hit prom
301
00:10:05,835 --> 00:10:08,436
No bottom to
302
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:09,871
The breadsticks
303
00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:11,339
[Chuckles]
304
00:10:11,391 --> 00:10:13,191
Uh, why all this?
305
00:10:13,276 --> 00:10:15,076
I-I already texted you we were back on.
306
00:10:15,161 --> 00:10:17,211
I know, but I wanted to do it right.
307
00:10:17,264 --> 00:10:18,980
You deserve the big ask.
308
00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,216
- Aww.
- [Groans]
309
00:10:22,269 --> 00:10:25,703
Well, uh, I'll admit
the song is growing on me.
310
00:10:25,772 --> 00:10:27,005
So, still yes.
311
00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:29,023
Great. I'm looking forward to it.
312
00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:31,042
Okay. [Chuckles] Bye.
313
00:10:31,127 --> 00:10:33,428
Okay. [Chuckles] Bye.
314
00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:35,947
Okay. Bye. [Chuckles]
315
00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:38,082
Okay, bye.
316
00:10:38,168 --> 00:10:40,184
She said yes.
317
00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:41,436
- Again!
- [Cheering]
318
00:10:41,488 --> 00:10:42,787
Dora, we talked about this.
319
00:10:42,856 --> 00:10:44,539
You can't go unless you-know-who
gets a you-know-what,
320
00:10:44,591 --> 00:10:46,140
which will happen when
you-know-where freezes over.
321
00:10:46,192 --> 00:10:48,626
You didn't hear?
322
00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,678
Andy, tell dad the good news.
323
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:53,614
You have to pay $358
for a broken window.
324
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:54,849
What?
325
00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:57,318
And I got a date to prom.
326
00:10:57,387 --> 00:10:59,387
- I got a date to prom.
- No.
327
00:10:59,422 --> 00:11:00,688
- Yeah.
- No.
328
00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,123
- Yeah.
- No way.
329
00:11:02,158 --> 00:11:03,374
- Yes.
- No.
330
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:04,459
Yes!
331
00:11:04,511 --> 00:11:05,643
All thanks to Alice.
332
00:11:05,729 --> 00:11:06,861
She literally asked for me.
333
00:11:06,946 --> 00:11:08,329
I mean, she said
the words and everything.
334
00:11:08,381 --> 00:11:11,566
Alice, you are the best.
335
00:11:11,601 --> 00:11:13,134
Now I get to go to prom!
336
00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:16,521
Good thing you clearly laid out
those super specific rules.
337
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,573
You are the best, Alice.
338
00:11:22,662 --> 00:11:24,946
Okay, I know this is not
what you intended,
339
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,765
but this is a very big moment!
340
00:11:27,851 --> 00:11:29,250
Dora took my advice;
341
00:11:29,285 --> 00:11:32,253
Andy, thanks to me, gets a date
with the girl he loves.
342
00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:34,522
I mean, this is great! Right?
343
00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:35,707
- Mm.
- Ooh. [Groans]
344
00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:39,644
[Sighs]
345
00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:41,996
Oh, damn, he is pissed!
346
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,765
Do you think
I went too far helping Andy?
347
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,867
Hell, No. One... the guy is wrong.
348
00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:49,137
Two... If Ben wants you to get involved
in the kids' lives, he's got to know
349
00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:50,805
you're gonna bring your own flavor.
350
00:11:50,874 --> 00:11:53,207
All day. Flavor's my middle name.
351
00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:54,675
No, it's not. It's Lurleen.
352
00:11:54,761 --> 00:11:57,028
Shut up.
353
00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:58,379
354
00:11:58,415 --> 00:12:00,131
Okay, you're super angry.
355
00:12:00,216 --> 00:12:01,816
[Scoffs] Me? What makes you say that?
356
00:12:01,901 --> 00:12:04,168
Well, maybe because
you stormed out, and now
357
00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:06,020
you're furiously slathering mayo
on what's shaping up
358
00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:07,271
to be a multi-decker hate sandwich.
359
00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:08,873
Well, it's just,
I told you I didn't want
360
00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:11,225
Dora to go to prom,
and you forced it to happen.
361
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:14,078
I'm sorry, it's just I know
what it's like to miss out,
362
00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:15,630
and I don't want Dora
to go through that.
363
00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:17,398
Did you hear her with that Gabe?
364
00:12:17,484 --> 00:12:19,784
[As Dora] "Okay, bye. Okay, bye."
365
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,235
You know what I heard?
366
00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:23,404
"Okay, bye, innocence.
Okay, bye, virginity."
367
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,707
You're overreacting.
It's just a school dance.
368
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,060
- Prom is a gateway dance.
- Ben...
369
00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:31,662
She's growing up, and it's scary
and overwhelming and sad,
370
00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:32,547
and pass me the pickle chips.
371
00:12:35,785 --> 00:12:36,951
- [Pickles plop]
- Honey,
372
00:12:37,036 --> 00:12:38,753
honey, I promise you,
373
00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,371
when you see Dora walk down those stairs
374
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,739
wearing a beautiful gown,
375
00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:43,474
all of your fear and anger
will melt away,
376
00:12:43,543 --> 00:12:46,060
and you'll just be left
with super happy dad feels.
377
00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:48,362
Whatever, fine. Everybody
can just do what they want,
378
00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:50,681
because I've obviously
lost control of this family.
379
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,867
The only thing I can control
is this sandwich.
380
00:12:54,871 --> 00:12:56,087
Damn it!
381
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:59,824
- Okay, Andy, put your arm around Clara.
- Here goes everything.
382
00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:03,611
Andy, lose the hover hand.
383
00:13:03,646 --> 00:13:04,912
The what?
384
00:13:04,998 --> 00:13:06,848
Well, your hand's
just floating high above her.
385
00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:08,232
It's okay, you can touch my shoulder.
386
00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:09,951
But it's so bare and well-moisturized.
387
00:13:09,986 --> 00:13:12,904
Look, I like you, dude.
You're not like the other guys.
388
00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,655
You're kind of an oddball.
389
00:13:14,691 --> 00:13:15,857
Thank you.
390
00:13:15,909 --> 00:13:17,425
So...
391
00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:24,332
Damn! Looking sharp, kiddo.
392
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:25,433
Dora: Coming down.
393
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:30,138
394
00:13:35,962 --> 00:13:38,095
- Oh, [bleep] no.
- [Music warps and fades]
395
00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:39,180
What dat?
396
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:40,314
Nothing.
397
00:13:41,784 --> 00:13:43,217
Dora, you look...
398
00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:44,552
Wow.
399
00:13:44,637 --> 00:13:46,187
Ben: Yes, "wow."
400
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,421
You look so great, honey.
401
00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:50,725
Really, so adult. Adults only.
402
00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:51,726
You okay, Ben?
403
00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:52,860
Yes!
404
00:13:52,912 --> 00:13:55,680
Big stuff. Hey, Gabe,
405
00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,482
your boutonniere's slipping.
Let me get that for ya.
406
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,900
- Is it?
- Uh, yes, it is.
407
00:13:58,985 --> 00:14:00,334
Excuse us.
408
00:14:02,305 --> 00:14:03,804
Ooh, sharp.
409
00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,741
Uh, you know, I could probably
pin that on myself.
410
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:08,809
Let me tell you something, Gabe.
411
00:14:08,845 --> 00:14:11,195
I have a very particular set of skills,
412
00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:13,965
skills that I have acquired
over a very long career,
413
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:16,484
skills that make me a nightmare
for people like you.
414
00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:19,670
Um, isn't that the Liam Neeson
speech from the movie "Taken"?
415
00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:21,906
Ooh.
416
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,875
Look who watches PG-13 movies.
417
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:24,959
Um...
418
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:25,960
Follow me, Gabe.
419
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,929
Okay.
420
00:14:28,014 --> 00:14:30,031
You'll have my daughter
returned home safe,
421
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,332
and that'll be the end of it, Gabe.
422
00:14:31,384 --> 00:14:33,768
I will not look for you.
I will not pursue you.
423
00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:37,505
But if you break curfew or her heart,
424
00:14:37,557 --> 00:14:40,975
I will look for you.
425
00:14:41,044 --> 00:14:43,728
I will find you.
426
00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,229
And I will kill you.
427
00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:48,115
[Both laugh]
428
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,585
It's a great movie, huh?
429
00:14:50,637 --> 00:14:51,669
Love that line.
430
00:14:51,754 --> 00:14:53,187
Anywho, have fun tonight.
431
00:14:53,239 --> 00:14:54,205
Yay!
432
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,406
Okay, one last group shot.
433
00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:56,507
Dora, where's Gabe?
434
00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,893
Um, don't know.
435
00:14:58,928 --> 00:15:00,228
He said he was going to the bathroom.
436
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,629
The downstairs bathroom?
437
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:02,997
'Cause I was just in there
and the window was open,
438
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,515
- and the curtains were blowing.
- [Cellphone chimes]
439
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:05,933
- Oh, my God.
- _
440
00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,451
Gabe just ditched me.
441
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:08,502
- Oh, no.
- What?
442
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:11,055
Dad, what did you say to Gabe?
443
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,740
What? Nothing.
444
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,242
'Cause this text says
445
00:15:14,277 --> 00:15:16,127
that in the interest
of his personal safety,
446
00:15:16,195 --> 00:15:17,962
he thinks it's best
if we never speak again.
447
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,031
[Scoffs] Classic Gabe.
448
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:21,566
Always freaking out for no reason.
449
00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:24,418
[Cellphone chimes]
450
00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:26,887
Alice: "To be absolutely clear,
I think you're great,
451
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,522
and the only reason I ran
452
00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:30,608
is 'cause your father
threatened to take my life."
453
00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,159
How could you do this to me?
454
00:15:32,211 --> 00:15:33,961
'Cause I didn't want you to go to prom.
455
00:15:34,047 --> 00:15:35,563
What about Andy?
456
00:15:35,598 --> 00:15:37,982
Well, i-it's different with boys.
457
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,469
Dad, that's a full-on
double standard against girls.
458
00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:42,803
Oh, my God!
459
00:15:42,839 --> 00:15:44,722
You tried to trick me
with the Andy Rule.
460
00:15:44,807 --> 00:15:46,607
Uh, hi, I'm... I'm Andy.
461
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:48,743
Feeling like I deserve
to know the Andy rule.
462
00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:50,878
No, she said, "Andy rules." Go, Andy.
463
00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,179
Dad said I couldn't
464
00:15:52,215 --> 00:15:53,714
go to prom unless you got a date,
465
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:55,766
which he thought would never happen.
466
00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:57,351
Andy: Well, guess what.
467
00:15:57,387 --> 00:16:00,221
Now I am standing here
with my arm around...
468
00:16:00,306 --> 00:16:01,889
That's right, all the way around...
469
00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,891
This lovely angel, proving you wrong.
470
00:16:03,977 --> 00:16:07,228
Let's just go stand somewhere
near the street.
471
00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:09,730
[Door opens]
472
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:12,116
I know I act all tough
and above it all...
473
00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:15,620
but... but the truth is
I really wanted to go to prom.
474
00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:16,737
Thanks a lot.
475
00:16:16,823 --> 00:16:21,075
476
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,656
Dora, I'm sorry.
477
00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:26,014
Please come out, Princess.
478
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,549
Dora: [Crying] I'm not your princess.
479
00:16:27,635 --> 00:16:29,902
- I'm a grown-Ass woman.
- Just come out.
480
00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:32,137
We-We can make milkshakes
and watch "Care Bears."
481
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,705
"Care Bears"?
482
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,941
I don't want "Care Bears."
483
00:16:35,993 --> 00:16:37,376
I want Gabe.
484
00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:38,543
I love him.
485
00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:40,579
- All right, come on.
- It's true.
486
00:16:40,614 --> 00:16:42,748
I love everything about Gabe Saperstein.
487
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,232
I think it's Bernstein.
488
00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:45,651
Well, whatever.
489
00:16:45,703 --> 00:16:49,521
I love how he's sweet
and... and an average height.
490
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,506
I love how he comes and sings at doors.
491
00:16:51,592 --> 00:16:55,160
And I love...[Sobs]
492
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:58,930
- ...how his name is Gabe.
- Yes, you clearly know all about him.
493
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,750
Well, I know you can't keep us apart!
494
00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:04,186
- I long for him.
- You long for no boy!
495
00:17:04,271 --> 00:17:06,455
The more you tell me
I can't long for him,
496
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,673
the longer my longing becomes.
497
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,441
Okay, let's take it easy, everybody.
498
00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:10,609
What's the difference?
499
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,411
Dad got what he wanted.
500
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:13,845
I'm not going to prom.
501
00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:14,980
I guess I'm the kind of princess
502
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:16,948
who gets locked up in a tower!
503
00:17:17,034 --> 00:17:19,217
504
00:17:22,122 --> 00:17:23,839
Be honest. I'm horrible, right?
505
00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:26,158
Eh...
506
00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:27,426
Y-You're just making a noise.
507
00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:28,894
Is it a good noise?
508
00:17:28,929 --> 00:17:31,330
Eh...
509
00:17:31,365 --> 00:17:33,632
Yeah, I deserved that.
510
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:38,036
It's hard for dads when
their little girls grow up.
511
00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:39,454
She used to be my little pumpkin
512
00:17:39,523 --> 00:17:41,189
who'd run into my arms when I came home
513
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:44,393
or ask me to kiss her ouchies.
514
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:46,678
She's gone. It's all gone.
515
00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:49,364
Yeah, but now she's this
amazing young woman
516
00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:51,583
who's special in a whole new way.
517
00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:53,352
Yeah, but that's the thing.
518
00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:54,820
She's gonna disappear, too.
519
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,838
[Chuckles]
520
00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:59,391
I guess I thought
if I could hold off on prom
521
00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:01,626
for just another year,
then, I don't know,
522
00:18:01,662 --> 00:18:03,378
maybe I could slow things down.
523
00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:04,629
Yeah, but you can't.
524
00:18:04,682 --> 00:18:08,367
Yeah. I know.
525
00:18:08,402 --> 00:18:10,135
So what now?
526
00:18:10,187 --> 00:18:11,353
Go to her.
527
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,405
And tell her to go to him.
528
00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:15,140
To get him to go with her to the prom.
529
00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:16,091
Yeah, no, no, I got it.
530
00:18:16,176 --> 00:18:17,559
- Okay.
- Thank you.
531
00:18:19,913 --> 00:18:21,263
Hey.
532
00:18:21,348 --> 00:18:22,431
Hey.
533
00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:25,000
"Taken" dad!
534
00:18:25,085 --> 00:18:26,585
No, no, no, no, no. We're cool.
535
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:29,454
So sorry about before.
536
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,123
I got totally carried away.
537
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,058
Gabe, you're a sweet boy.
538
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,142
Dora, take it away.
539
00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:38,130
Gabe, I owe you an apology, too.
540
00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:40,432
I should've just said yes
the first time you asked.
541
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,250
[Inhales sharply]
Ah, that's why I'm here.
542
00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:43,552
Um... [Laughs]
543
00:18:43,637 --> 00:18:46,271
N-Not just... Not just
'cause I want to go to prom,
544
00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:49,758
but because I want to go
to prom with you.
545
00:18:51,678 --> 00:18:53,028
Two, three, four.
546
00:18:53,113 --> 00:18:57,799
Sorry I was such a jerk before
547
00:18:57,885 --> 00:19:02,687
I want to go to prom, get in the car
548
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:07,039
Oops, that sounded
kind of threatening
549
00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:08,910
[Laughs] Sorry, this is weird.
550
00:19:08,996 --> 00:19:12,230
I'm not good at these things
551
00:19:15,002 --> 00:19:17,385
[Laughs]
552
00:19:17,471 --> 00:19:19,905
I know half these kids
are probably on Molly,
553
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,374
but it's so cute.
554
00:19:22,409 --> 00:19:25,043
Ben: Got to admit,
555
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:27,312
having some super happy dad feels here.
556
00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:29,364
Aww.
557
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,550
I'm glad Dora didn't miss this.
558
00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:34,152
I still can't believe
Andy isn't missing this.
559
00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:36,705
Think you underestimated both of them.
560
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:39,424
And you.
561
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,910
Thanks for holding my hand
while my kids are letting go.
562
00:19:41,995 --> 00:19:46,131
Deep inside I hope
you'll feel it, too
563
00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:49,496
Well, guess we should stop
creeping and head on home.
564
00:19:49,566 --> 00:19:51,386
Actually...
565
00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:53,582
I was thinking we could
do something else first.
566
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:54,506
[Chuckles]
567
00:19:54,591 --> 00:19:56,910
Would you go to prom with me?
568
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,418
Oh, my God, prom.
569
00:19:58,504 --> 00:20:00,111
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
570
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:03,098
-
Who wants to be with you
-
I'm the one, oh
571
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,016
Okay.
572
00:20:05,052 --> 00:20:08,603
Well, is prom everything
you hoped it would be?
573
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,272
Mm, it's perfect.
574
00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:14,559
Clara: Uh, Andy, is that
your dad and his girlfriend?
575
00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:16,278
My God, have you no shame?!
576
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:17,813
What is wrong with you two?!
577
00:20:17,898 --> 00:20:19,948
Mary: 20-plus years in the making,
578
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,616
and we finally got our prom, girl!
579
00:20:21,702 --> 00:20:24,202
Let's hit the limo
and make some mistakes!
580
00:20:24,238 --> 00:20:27,956
To be with you
581
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,991
Ooh
582
00:20:30,947 --> 00:20:35,483
[Crowd cheering]
583
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,030
Yeah, you know what we about
584
00:20:40,124 --> 00:20:41,958
Partying, like, so loud
585
00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:44,135
Getting down,
like, all night, let's go
586
00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:46,705
Tonight we step it up...
587
00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:47,939
[Crowd cheering]
588
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:50,742
Step it up and fly away
589
00:20:50,844 --> 00:20:52,143
Oh, my God!
590
00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:54,779
Got our heads up in the clouds
591
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:56,548
-
Oh, oh, oh
-
Where tonight?
592
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,551
Where tonight?
Oh, oh, oh, where tonight?
593
00:20:59,601 --> 00:21:04,151
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